disclaimers
LookHere!
Lala &
Pessimist
We are RETARDED.
We are RANDOM.
We love Paramore and causing MAYHEM
Therefore we are RIOTERS.
WARNING!
THIS BLOG MAY CAUSE
UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER.
Have a great day.
:D
Thank Goodness For Bribes.
Friday, October 16, 2009 @ 9:31 PM
Hello.
WOOOOOOOOOTS I AM BACK WORLD!
I AM HIGH!
I AM EVIL!
I SHALL WRITE A LOOOOONG POST.
(SIGHS FROM THE CROWD)
HEY!
ANYWAY, I KNOW ALL OF YOU MISSED ME RIGHT?
(MORE SIGHS)
OKAY OKAY, I'LL STOP BABBLING NOW.
(CHEERS/"THANK GOODNESS FOR BRIBES")
*shoots a death stare*
First things first, I have absolutely NO IDEA what I did for the past 22 days that I was away.
(Yes, I counted the days I didn't post...)
I totally forgot whatever random shit I did.
Please don't kill me.
RANDOM CRAP!
- I LOVE BK!
- I DO NOT LOVE MY BAD LUCK.
- I am kind of sad that the exams are over. (Please don't run after me with pitchforks.)
- Mrs Irby is a Furby! Quoted by Amelia. :D
- 8 year olds carry bombs in their bags, I swear.
- BOOMZ is now an official word. How awesome. Gullible was also dropped from the dictionary.
- This is the stupidest sentence I have ever seen in an exam paper:
'我忘带我的眼睛。' (Translation: I forgot to bring my eyes.)
Seriously, how stupid could you get? I laughed like crazy during the exam.
- SI was pretty lame. I was really disappointed. (No offense to the contestants ofc.)
- 'In the mouth, the amylase breaks down starch into maltase...'(Sung to Heartless.)
- Ann Lee, Joan, Mambang J and Womanizer Ninja Warrior Uztaz Man are LOVE LOVE LOVED! XD
- PSEUDOLOGIA FANTASTICA. The name says it all.
- I was singing 'Love Today' every exam morning.
And "Go get your shovel/And we'll dig a deep hole/To bury my body/Bury my body." (Sung to B^4) on the day of the Maths paper. XD
- A book I re-read recently has made me simply infatuated with high class society.
- My unofficial birthday is the 12th of October. Remember that.
- Sunglasses are so freaking cool.
- Which is more awesome: Vienna or Melbourne?
- GUIDES COOKIES ARE YUMMY. :P
- The 14th day of each month is unlucky, for me. (No offense to people born on that day.)
- The BASS GENERATION purple HUMANOID looked at the world with BRAND NEW EYES, wishing it could be ANYWHERE BUT HERE. It waited for someone to say, THIS IS WAR.
This is the best I could come up with. Ooooh wait, forgot this:
Yeah, only Malay peeps will understand this. HAHAHAHAHA.
WARNING: This number is in use. Call at your own risk.
(If you do call, ask for Mambang J.)
Okay, I think that will be all, for now. :D
I gtg (GET MY SHOVEL AND DIG HOLES!) clean my iPod.
Byeeeee peeps. :D
[KOMM!]
-Pessimist
Labels: Pessimist, SPAZTICNESS, Tokio Hotel
Confused does NOT sum up what I'm feeling.
Friday, June 05, 2009 @ 9:27 PM
I am confused.
I am lost.
I had an epiphany but no way to share it with the person involved.
Why
My head hurts.
Okay this makes no sense at all. Ignore the crap. My head really hurts. I can't think.
Goodnight peeps.
[This is our final day.]
-Pessimist
Labels: Pessimist, Tokio Hotel
Picasso painted 700 paintings. Where do you get the time?!
Monday, May 11, 2009 @ 10:43 PM
Hello.
I was kinda depressed since Friday.
But I'm okay now.
Cos Amirah and Farah cheered me up.
Thank you so much.
I love you both.
You've been doing it forever, Amirah and I feel much much better.
You did it unconsciously, Farah but you still did it.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
You two(and Sebas-chan of course)
will be the reason I'll be smiling tomorrow.
To my Sebas-chan,
I know sometimes,
it's going to rain.
But can we make up now,
Cause I can't sleep through the pain.
And I don't want you to go to bed
Mad at me.
When I lose myself, I'll think of you.
Eeeeeeps no more emoing!!!
It's bad for your health.
So is crying.
(Actually I'm in no position to say no crying,
considering that's what I've been doing
since Friday.
My eyes hurt...)
Anyway nevermind.
I'm going to sleep.
And blow a kiss to the stars.
Praying, hoping, wishing.
For my maths too...
HAHAHAHAHA
Goodnight.
[I'm fighting all this power coming in my way.
Let it take me straight to you,
I'll be running night and day.
I'll be with you soon.
Just me and you.
We'll be there soon.
So soon.]
-Pessimist
Labels: Pessimist, SPAZTICNESS, Tokio Hotel
Freakily long quiz.
Monday, April 06, 2009 @ 10:41 PM
Peeps I finally got a chance to post this.
Some of the questions were answered a few days before so...
they might not make sense.
1)Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
'You look good.' -.-
2)Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My Handphone.
3)Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Reading(and spamming)Farizan's blog...XD
4)What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Devil wears Prada.
5)Without looking, guess what time it is
10.30pm
6)Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10.47 pm
7)With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music blasting from my earphones...
8)When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going to my grandmother's house...getting stuff.
9)Did you dream last night?
Yup yup...
10)Do you remember your dreams?
Of course!!! They are so freaky...
11)When did you last laugh?
Approx 20 mins ago...
2)Do you remember why / at what?
When Farizan told me she wants to make some people get a heart attack by dressing as *********.
13)What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Books, books and more books.
14)Seen anything weird lately?
Yup yup. Blood(lots of it), bugs and a freaky dyybuk in a mirror.
15)What do you think of this quiz?
Extremely long but interesting.
16)What is the last film (not in the cinema) you saw?
Phantom of the Opera.
17)If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Germany. London. Australia. Paris. Japan. Can't decide...
18)If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Guitars, shoes, clothes, books, unlimited supply of black pens, pencils, pens, a huge mansion. Stuff...
19)Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I AM NOT HAPPY 24/7.
20)If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Free Chocolate.
21)Do you like to dance?
Yes.
22)Would you ever consider living abroad?
Hell yeah!!!
23)Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yes.
24)Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Farizan.
25)What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Trust You - Yuna Ito
26)Last time you swam in a pool?
Erm...last year, 20th of December.
27)Type of music you like most?
Too many...Mainly Rock.
28)Type of music you dislike most?
Hmm...I'm open minded about everything.
29)Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, of course.
30)What color is your bedroom carpet?
Erm...no carpet.
31)If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Add a music studio, library and a swimming pool...and bigger toilets.
32)What was the last thing you bought?
Frozz. Kinder Bueno. Oreo Crush.
33)Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
Nope...But I want to!
34)Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Both!!!
35)Do you have a garden?
No...
36)Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Duh. Of course!
37)What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Thank goodness. I'm still alive.
38)If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Sebastian Michaelis...HAHAHAHAHA. Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Fireflight. Spongebob.
39)Who sent the last text message you received?
Sebas-chan.
40)Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I don't have a credit card but...Kinokuniya!!!
41)What time is bed time?
Anytime before 12 midnight.
42)Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.
43)How many tattoos do you have?
None.
44)If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
Nope...temp ones maybe.
45)What did you do for your last birthday?
Celebrated with my friends in school. Got a cute donkey...LOL.
46)Do you carry a donor card?
Erm...no.
47)Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Family.
48)Is the glass half empty or half full?
Neither. It's a perfect balance of optimism and pessimism.
49)What's the farthest-away place you've been?
The world in my head.
50)When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
No idea.
51)Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
52)Are you a good cook?
Hmm...I suggest you ask other people.
53)Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Erm..no.
54)If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Shakespeare.
55)Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
DUH.
56)Do you touch-type?
No.
57)What's under your bed?
Lots of rubbish.
58)Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. And No.
59)Think fast, what do you like right now?
Hanging out with my friends, especially Sebas-chan. And Visual Kei. Alice Nine. Sebastian Michaelis. MUSIC.
60)Where were you on Valentine's day?
At Cedar Fiesta :)
61)What time do you get up?
5.10 am. Approx 8 am on weekends.
62)What was the name of your first pet?
Never had a pet...
63)Who is the second to last person to call you?
Lidiya.
64)Is there anything going on this weekend?
Only religious class.
65)How are you feeling right now?
Irrationally afraid.
66)What do you think about the most?
Stuff...Music. Loved ones. Certain interesting people...*cough cough*
67)What time do you get up in the morning?
5.10am. Approx 8 am on weekends.
68)If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Erm...I would prob be found lying on the floor, unconscious.
70)Who will you tell 1st?
My mum.
71)What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
The Unborn.
72)Do you sing in the shower?
I sing everywhere BUT in the shower.
73)What do you do most when you are bored?
Daydream.
74)What do you do for a living?
Study. Write Stories. Listen to Music. HAHAHA, I wish.
75)Do you love your job?
I don't have a job.
76)What do you want to be when you grow up?
No idea.
77)If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Author/Singer.
78)Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The phoenix.
79)How many keys on your key ring?
3.
80)Where would you retire to?
Singapore.
81)What kind of car do you drive?
I don't have a license.
Eyes, hair.
83)What are your best characteristics?
Happy-go-lucky, optimistic, hyper. Literarily inclined.
84)If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Around the World.
85)What kind of books do you like to read?
Fiction. Sebas-chan's stories.
86)Where would you want to retire to?
Singapore.
87)What is your favorite time of the day?
Before I go to sleep.
88)Where did you grow up?
Singapore.
89)How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Very very far. But still in the same country.
90)What are you reading now?
Farizan's blog.
91)Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl...*hoot hoot*
92)Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No...Interesting thought though...
93)Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yup yup.
94)Do you have pets?
Nope...I want a cat.
95)How many rings before you answer the phone?
Erm...It depends on who is calling.
96)What is your best childhood memory?
Falling down countless times and getting my forehead stitched. Playing weird games with my brother and cousins. And choking on a Mentos. Near death experiences are hard to forget.
97)What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Student and idiot with the worst timing in the world.
98)Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
rUNning in the rain is the Best. sO is paying to get scaRed. theN, wasting my money when I didn't even watch the movie.
(Peeps,pay attention to the letters in bold...HAHAHAHAHA.)
99)What is most important in life?
Family, Friends, Music. Living life to the fullest. Regretting as little as possible.
100)What Inspires You?
Music. Family. Friends. Books. The beautiful world.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Okay.
Bye.
[Scream!
Till you feel it.
Scream!
Till you believe it.
Scream!
And when it hurts you,
Scream it out loud.]
-Pessimist
Labels: Pessimist, SPAZTICNESS, Tokio Hotel